Mannequins.

Every year the VPED department gets rid of old mannequins and every year I go a little nuts and take a couple. Anything that's free I'll take, and usually it's fine because usually it doesn't result in two naked male mannequins standing in the corner of my room. Now the grand total is one full black mannequin (sans head), a pair of white legs, a black torso and two realistic full bodied (one is missing arms, one is missing hands) mannequins. It's not cute. It's not quirky. It's just insane.