Ken.

One of my earliest memories is of being told by a nun at nursery school that I couldn't put girl jeans on my Ken doll. You're free to interpret that how you wish, but honestly, Ken kind of looks like a girl. I know a ton of research must go into how Ken looks, and girly guys are really in right now, but c'mon. Actually, I can't really talk because my very first Ken doll had lime green shorts and a gold mesh midriff shirt. Gah.